Science dating jokes
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 stamps please? " The woman says, "God bless us, has it come to that?
After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her back down. The marriage counselor looked over at the husband, who stared in disbelief.He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless. " He goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there's a hot breakfast waiting for him, and also the morning newspaper. Really curious by now, Mike asks, "Son, what happened last night?He takes the aspirins and sees a note on the table which says "Breakfast is on the stove, dear. " His son says, "Well, Mam said you came home after 3 a.m, you stumbled in the door, threw up in the hallway, and passed out half-way up the stairs." Do you remember when I met you and you were only 16? The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. " The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the garda makes out the second ticket for the illegal use of a radar detector unit*, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman ,didn't I tell you to keep your mouth shut!
" The garda frowns and says "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. "The driver says, "Well, you see sir, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on.During one of 'those' commercials, the husband asked his wife, "Whatever happened to our sexual relations?